1.I’m talking to a muffin

2.Bacon comes to life at night

3.If you get bitten by a cockroach you turn into one

4.Pie tastes like cookies

5.Cookies are actually massive chick peas with rabbit poo in the middle

Ok so Aya… She…STOLE MY SANDWICH and then well my apple dropped and it was filthy… So I had nothing to eat in break time at school And also I thought she said in class that do I like steak? But she actually said Do you love Matthew? And since I LOVE steak(Check about moi page) I said yes and then Matthew said really? And I said yes then he said you love me? Then I just realised what a huge mistake I had made. So now everyone making fun of me because AYA TOLD THEM! Thank god I’m going to a new school next month

Guess what!! Ok dont guess xD ITS THE END OF SCHOOL FOR 10 WHOLE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D Holy crap im lucky

Me and my bff on CP had a huge argument today xD

*Sigh* I have a bff and shes only 8 her teacher said shes not aloud to play with anyone whos older than 9 year olds I hate that stupid teacher.

Question of the post

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Whats  your bffs name?

Happy valentines!!!!!!! I got a card =0 Come on Im not that hot am I? xD Must be someone from my school. I recognize the writing. 0= Its someone a year above me but there are like 4 boys with identical writing so I cant guess which one it is  

Question of the post: Did you get a card today? If yes then who was it from? Did it say secret admirer or ? or something else?

Not that I´m an alien or anything

OK to start off…TODAY I HAD THE WORST DAY EVER!

In sports I lost all the races plus fell over 7 times and now I cut myself.

Me and my best friend….MY ONLY FRIEND…well umm shes not my friend now because she punched me in the face on purpose xD

My teacher shouted at me so much today and threatened to kill me XD It must be that he has no friends,no family,no one likes him, he has no car and he has no house xD (No im serious about no car and no house XD)

I got my results for my spanish exam: 2 =(

And…umm…I played skipping and tripped over the rope xD

Anywayzzzz….

I CANT WAIT TILL VALENTINES DAY!!!!!! And tomorrow is my old teachers birthday

Hmm…Im bored xD *Looks at watch* OHHHHH its joke time

Whats an ig?
An igloo without a toilet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD LOL HAHA

*Complete silence* *Crickets chirp*
Umm ok maybe that wasnt that funny BUT THEN THATS YOUR PROBLEM YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO LAUGH

lol.

OH GUESS WHAT I HAVE 3 AWESHOME SECRETS!!!

1st one: I like pie!!(I mean who doesnt?)

2nd one: I just itched my eyebrow xD

3rd one: Hi! xD jk I have a crush on someone in my class hes hilarious but hawt! His name is Renny…

SO BE QUITE OK? DONT TELL ANYONE…NOT EVEN YOUR MUM/MOM OR DAD THESE SECRETS!

Including the I like pie bit xD

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO YOU WANT TO SEE A HILARIOUS VIDEO?!?!

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CLICK THE FREAKING LINK!

OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY I NEARLY PEED MY PANTS! XD

OHH HERES ANOTHER

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XD WATCH IT NOWWW! I SAID NOW!

Well umm Im gonna go take a nice hot bath with bubbles…ahhh =)

Question of the post: Do you know any languages other than english?

BUHBYE!!

Día del paz-day of the peace.

If you have a spanish TV or if you don´t have sky then press 3040 NOW to see me! I´m famous! xD

Guam xD

Atlanta(My best friend) is coming over on Sunday

Yay….

And on Monday: school(obviously xD)

Question of the post

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Do you like noise or quiet?

Paris´s answer: I like quiet (:

Hellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohello!!!!!!!

Yesh.Lol.Haha.Rofl.O.o

hahahaha.

I have just tagged myself…..5 RANDOM FACTS

1.HI!

2.my real name is Paris weird right?

3.I really gotta use a capital for a start of the sentence

4.cool I just did!

and 5.FISH ARE FRIENDS……NOT FOOD 

Sho bye….Im gonna read my monster pop up books