Hello!
1.I’m talking to a muffin
2.Bacon comes to life at night
3.If you get bitten by a cockroach you turn into one
4.Pie tastes like cookies
5.Cookies are actually massive chick peas with rabbit poo in the middle
Ok so Aya… She…STOLE MY SANDWICH and then well my apple dropped and it was filthy… So I had nothing to eat in break time at school 
And also I thought she said in class that do I like steak? But she actually said Do you love Matthew? And since I LOVE steak(Check about moi page) I said yes and then Matthew said really? And I said yes then he said you love me? Then I just realised what a huge mistake I had made. So now everyone making fun of me because AYA TOLD THEM! Thank god I’m going to a new school next month 
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